funnytwittertweets:

funnytwittertweets:

pleasedontsqueezetheshhh:

patchworktextiles:

source

langernameohnebedeutung:

Mir gefällt ja an der Geschichte vom Suppen-Kaspar, dass die Eltern ihm die Suppe sogar noch aufs Grab gestellt haben.

L + Ratio + du bist tot + hättste die mal lieber gegessen + wir werden das jetzt sicher nicht abspülen du undankbarer, kleiner-

fungaloids:

tumblr calling itself the hellsite and referencing old memes and telling u cringe culture is dead for the sake of convincing you to buy merch induces probably the same emotive experience as if your best friend was clearly having their brain hollowed out by parasitic fungi and was begging you to climb to the top of a radio tower with them to release their spores. just my two cents

chirasul:

imissthembutitwasntadisaster:

imissthembutitwasntadisaster:

Me every time I pray in a cathedral: hey God yeah it’s me, I’m calling from someone else’s phone? Anyway

Thank you that was The Goal

jessequicksters:

obsessed with this tweet

literallygliterally:

fractalist:

Cabinet members lining up to talk to Boris Johnson like

Originally posted by 72crowe89

stormhornets:

ballisticducks:

probablyasocialecologist:

By the way Hugh Grant (The villain from Paddington 2) is the reason it’s playing, he asked a guy in the area he knows has large speakers to play it