shmeards:

rain-wander:

shmeards:

skillzyo:

ultramanginga:

mood: unnecessary backflips in xena

every backflip in xena is not only necessary, but also required by law

*required by lucy LAWless

i was waiting for someone to say “what law”, and i tell ya, i had it all planned out. this was gonna be it. my big break. the last big score to get me out of this stink hole. someone was gonna say, they was gonna say “what law?” and i was gonna say, “lucy lawless!” and that’d be it. that’d be the end. i would win. for once in my life, i would WIN. and i would be outta here.

but my dreams, they got snatched away from me yet again. snatched like a salmon from the river by a hungry eagle. a salmon who just wanted to get a better look at the sun.