johanna; german; she/her.

"we die reasonably fast; but then mrs. smith had twins this morning so the account is even" - aaron burr

westleigh:

Alex Danvers is literally that “fragile” character that villains never see coming because she’s always surrounded by superheros so everyone’s constantly underestimating her but when the chips are down and the supposed heroes are all stuck, hung up on their morals and don’t know how to move forward, Alex just like pats them on the back like “I got this” loads up on a bazooka, some knives, some grenades, several unidentified weapons (no one asks) and some random shit like a pen and three paper clips (no one asks about that either),falls off the grid for a month and reappears later eating a sandwhich with none of her equipment and a new haircut like 

Hank: “Crisis averted?” 

Alex: “Yep” 

Hank: “You gonna tell me what happened?” 

Alex: “Nope” 

Hank: “……….” 

Hank: “So there’s some stuff that needs blowing up…” 

Alex: “Already on my way”

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