johanna; german; she/her.

"we die reasonably fast; but then mrs. smith had twins this morning so the account is even" - aaron burr

sapphics:

ganondilf:

I don’t watch Once Upon A Time but every clip I’ve seen is like

Quasimodo: “And where is the amulet?”
Edgar from Aristocats: “Safe and sound I assure you. Isn’t that right, Lightning McQueen?”
*the sounds of revving comes out of the shadows*

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this is better than the actual writing i can assure you

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