johanna; german; she/her.

"we die reasonably fast; but then mrs. smith had twins this morning so the account is even" - aaron burr

xenagabrielle-af:

kaceart:

xena is such a ride of a show bc like

the crush u get on xena is instant and slaughters u fully and ruthlessly,

but the crush u get on gabrielle is like 150k slowburn fanfic that u stay up till 2am reading even tho u know you shouldn’t. at first she’s sweet and funny and kind of kid-ish and ur like “ya she’s cute, but have you seen xena” but then suddenly it season 2 and she’s starting to get a lil badass and she’s showin some muscles and ur like “o-ok” then s4 and her haircut happens and ur like “Wow OK///” But then season 5 and those back muscles and her sais and she’s so badass, her fighting and winning and surviving and coming out on top again and again and suddenly ur too far gone and you didn’t even know u were going good luck kiddo ur in love.

i feel so called out right now

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