johanna; german; she/her.

"we die reasonably fast; but then mrs. smith had twins this morning so the account is even" - aaron burr

squashs:

rnotha-fucka:

walmarts:

whoa I just realized it’s called deodorant because it de-odors you like it takes away your odor and you’re an ant

are you sure about the ant part

yeah otherwise they’d just call it deodor. I know what I’m talking about

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