johanna; german; she/her.

"we die reasonably fast; but then mrs. smith had twins this morning so the account is even" - aaron burr

joel-ellie:

Mom: Stop lifting weights!! Your so wide! You’re not gonna find a man with those muscles!! 👹

Me: 😛🌮💦 what

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