johanna; german; she/her.

"we die reasonably fast; but then mrs. smith had twins this morning so the account is even" - aaron burr

vespertineflora:

[audio transcript]

Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.

Man: Give him my love.

Woman: Will do. 

[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]

Woman: SQUAWK

Bird: SQUAWK

THE END

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